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Kids' Soccer Coach Unveils New Play Where Entire Team Chases The Ball And Kicks It At The Same Time

SMYRNA, GA — In a historic sports milestone sure to be chronicled in generations to come, a local ki ...View More

Awkward: Biden, Trump Bump Into Each Other At Same Tanning Salon

ARLINGTON, VA — Presidential candidates Joe Biden and Donald Trump avoided eye contact after bumping ...View More

EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Biden's Official 10 AM To 4 PM Daily Work Schedule

According to reliable media sources, Biden is "dependably engaged" between the hours of 10 AM and 4  ...View More

Checkmate: Dem Leaders Write 'I Hereby Resign From The Presidency, No Takebacks' On Biden's Teleprompter

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an ingenious political stratagem, Democrat higher-ups recently maneuvered Bide ...View More

13 Things Trump Is Now Allowed To Do After Supreme Court Immunity Ruling

Brought to you by: Tax Network USAAs everyone now knows, the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling to grant pr ...View More

Dog On Death Bed Wishing He’d Spent More Time Barking At Nothing

LITTLE ROCK, AR — In a life lesson that would be beneficial to creatures of all species, a local dog ...View More

Supreme Court Votes 6-3 That Biden Never Had a Six Handicap

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another landmark decision, the Supreme Court of the United States has just vot ...View More

Liberal In Private Jet Upset As He Looks Down And Sees All The Cows Causing Climate Change

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — Several members of the household staff of Gerald C. Pennyworth IV report tha ...View More

Democrat Leaders Convince Biden He Already Stepped Down Yesterday

WASHINGTON, DC — In a clever move to encourage an embattled Biden to relinquish his position, Democr ...View More

Media Apologizes For Briefly Reporting The Truth About Biden Last Week

U.S. — In the wake of the uproar following the president's disappointing debate performance and subs ...View More

Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out

U.S. — Despite a significant majority of the nation now believing President Biden mentally unfit for ...View More

Biden Getting Nervous As Hillary Clinton Enters Emergency Family Meeting

CAMP DAVID — President Biden began feeling rather nervous this morning when Hillary Clinton arrived  ...View More

Report: Next Presidential Debate To Be Held At TopGolf

U.S. — After a heated battle broke out over golf handicaps, both campaigns have agreed to move the n ...View More

Oh No! This Mom Talked For So Long After Service That Next Week's Service Is Already Starting

HENDERSONVILLE, TN — Local churchgoers were left in disbelief after local mom Karen Hedges' post-ser ...View More

Armless, Legless Biden Claims Debate Defeat Just A Flesh Wound

ATLANTA, GA — With both of his arms and legs cut clean off by the end of the debate, President Biden ...View More

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