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Mom Drops Kids At Daycare To Work Second Job To Pay For Daycare

BOISE, ID — A local family's daily routine proceeded as usual today, as a mom dropped her kids off a ...View More

Report: We Published Our Best Joke Ever But Facebook Censored It And Now We Don't Remember What It Was

Well, this is awkward.Following the revelation that the Biden-Harris Administration pressured Mark Z ...View More

Kamala Solemnly Places 'Joy' Sticker On Tomb Of Marine Killed In Afghanistan

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a moving display of compassion, Vice President Kamal Harris today solemnly pla ...View More

Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Bass Player At Church? Here Are 9 Qualifications

So you finally up and bought that expensive bass guitar, but you're still not sure if you've got wha ...View More

Man Unsure If He’s Becoming More Virtuous With Age Or Just Too Tired To Sin

BATON ROUGE, LA — Reports from the Fisher household stated that Michael Fisher, a 58-year-old Christ ...View More

Pro-Lifers Criticized For Asking Pro-Life Candidates To Support Pro-Life Policies

U.S. — A new controversy erupted this week amid the heat of the presidential race as pro-life voters ...View More

9 Weird Things Tim Walz Has Lied About

Much has been made about Democratic vice presidential candidate Tim Walz seemingly playing fast and  ...View More

Blow Of Scathing Criticism Softened By 'LOL' At The End

BLOOMINGTON, MN — Sources close to Matthias Johnson have just confirmed that the 46-year old middle  ...View More

Study Shows 9 Out Of 10 Astronauts Choose To Be Stranded In Space Rather Than Board Craft Built By Boeing

SPACE — As the saga of the two astronauts stuck aboard the International Space Station continued, a  ...View More

I WILL LITERALLY CUT MY OWN LEG OFF IF YOU GUYS CAN BRING 50 KIDS TO YOUTH GROUP NEXT WEEK - Op-Ed By Chet Skatington, Youth Pastor

All right, fam — things be ‘bout to get real now, for real for real. Jesus said in the Bible somewhe ...View More

BREAKING: Libertarian Showers

PITTSBURGH, OH — In a historic first, sources close to supposedly diehard libertarian Colyn Rhodes h ...View More

Atheist Berates Self For Briefly Thinking Sunset Beautiful

PORTLAND, OR — Sources close to local atheist Dave Mahler say that the 35-year old recently gave him ...View More

Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris 'Fweedom' Stamp

U.S. — In honor of Vice President Kamala Harris' marching in the Civil Rights movement while still a ...View More

‘I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me,’ Says Man Standing Over Two-Foot Putt For Triple Bogey

HUNTSVILLE, AL — Local man Matt McKay recited Philippians 4:13 several times this morning while stan ...View More

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