In anticipation of his upcoming final days as American President, White House insiders have confirmed that Joe Biden is planning one big gaffe to go out on. 

“He’s cooking up something big, that’s all I can tell you,” said one anonymous Secret Service agent. “He won’t talk to us about it, but I saw some of his drawings in a notebook the other day, and wow. It looks like he’s trying to somehow fall off his bike while sniffing a little girl’s hair and calling someone by the wrong name, all at the same time. Pretty ambitious, but Joe Biden didn’t get to where he is now by half-assing anything, I’ll tell you that.” 

Though troubling to some, many reportedly related to Biden’s urge to go out with a big bang. 

“I don’t care for him or his politics one bit,” said local construction worker Nate Wallace. “But I definitely get the urge to go out in a way that makes people remember you. Sometimes people steal things from the job site or tell their boss off, but since his whole thing was stumbling around and making mistakes everywhere he went, I think a grand finale gaffe is a great choice. I admire it.” 

As of press time, Biden had reportedly booked a half hour of live television for his final day in office, making everyone in his inner circle a bit more nervous than they already were.