(Andrews Air Force Base, Md.) Vice President Kamala Harris and Second Husband Doug Emhoff were busted by U.S. Marshals and the Secret Service after taking Air Force One on what one White House staffer called “a joyride.”

“We don’t know what got into her,” a senior administration official said on condition of anonymity. “The only thing that makes sense as to why she would hop aboard Air Force One and take it to once around the country is that she just wanted to see what it was like to pretend to be the president because she knows she never will be. But that doesn’t matter. You know, she’s the vice president, not the president, and she has her own Air Force Two, and while I admit it’s a lot smaller and doesn’t have all the cool things AF1 does, she still stepped in the manure big time here. I don’t know if President Biden will ever forgive her, that is, if we decide to tell him.”