As the Presidential election nears, Democratic nominee Kamala Harris has revealed a list of her potential cabinet members, causing controversy with her surprising picks. Check out the 10 people Kamala has revealed she would put in her cabinet if elected President!

Vice President – Oprah

Sorry, Timmy. You’re Charlie Brown and you fell for the football trick. Say hello to Vice President Winfrey!

Secretary of the Treasury – The Monopoly Guy

Despite repeated briefings informing Harris that this isn’t a real guy, she has refused to yield in her vision. How inspiring.

Secretary of State – Hillary Clinton

“Yes, yes, one step closer,” said Clinton, upon hearing of her placement on the list. “Everything is falling into place.”

Secretary of Energy – Hunter Biden

Kamala promised Joe she’d give his unhirable son something to do. She tried to pick up something she didn’t think he could screw up too bad and came up with the Energy gig. God help us all.

Secretary of Education – Big Bird

This makes sense, since television does so much educating of our youth as it is. One of the least controversial selections announced so far.

Secretary of Agriculture – Kamala’s Nephew, Marcus Harris

She swears he’s qualified, but I don’t know, this one seems a little fishy to us.

Secretary of Defense – Dick Cheney

This ought to be fine, right? Right?

Attorney General – Joe Camel

Having been public enemy number one of the Attorney General decades ago, the former cigarette spokesperson has began a new chapter in his career. He intends to outlaw vaping and make smoking mandatory.

Secretary of the Interior – Bernie Sanders

Kamala has admitted to not knowing what this position is. She just wanted to give Bernie something to do so he’d stop screaming at her in the hallways about the one percent all the time.

Secretary of Transportation – Pete Buttigieg

A holdover from Biden’s cabinet. Harris thinks he’s done a pretty good job so far and has indicated she would keep him in his current role.