Just when you thought it was safe to take your kids back to a White House Easter egg roll... creepy old Groper Joe Biden has re-emerged, claiming in a Monday White House event that his aides have told him he can't ask young girls to join him on stage anymore — but that he's going to do it anyway. Because those young girls' hair isn't going to sniff itself.

President Biden said Monday that his White House aides have told him he “can’t” do things “that I want to do,” but that he would “do it anyway” — before asking young girls to join him on stage at an event honoring Gotham FC.

Biden, 81, shook hands with several elementary- and middle school-age children on stage in the East Room after making the stunning admission at an event honoring the 2023 National Women’s Soccer League champions.

“You know, I thought when I got to be president, I’d get to do things that I want to do. But my staff tells me what I can’t do,” Biden said after walking into the event holding hands with star player Ali Krieger, 40.

“But I’m going to do it anyway,” he added. “All the young women, young kids out there — that are out there, come on up and do this one. Stand behind me, would do. Just come on.”

What. A. Creeper.

Joe Biden has always been one for inappropriate behaviors — touching, sniffing, who knows what all. But his ongoing mental and physical deterioration is just making matters worse. Inappropriate touching and sexual gestures are common markers for dementia, and Joe Biden has always had this problem — it's just getting worse.

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He claims he's getting better.

After a series of women stepped forward to describe how Biden’s unwanted contact had impacted their lives, the future president vowed in April 2019 to be “more mindful about respecting personal space in the future.”

Indeed, as president he has generated far fewer awkward video clips than during his vice presidency under Barack Obama.

Sure thing, Joe — but first, we'll believe it when we see it (Monday's data point is not encouraging), and second, holy moley, is that bar ever set so low that you'd need a DSV to find it? 

Keep in mind that this is the man who is currently (supposedly) the President of the United States. The commander-in-chief of our armed forces. The guy with nuclear weapons release authority. This guy — the hair-sniffing, child-touching creeper from Delaware, who is arguably non-compos mentis and clearly has very little idea what's going on around him. I'd argue that for the good of the country, he should resign, in the belief that things couldn't possibly get any worse.

But we should never tempt "worse." While it's tempting to give Kamala Harris a few weeks in the big chair to see how badly she could screw things up in a short time and thus hand Donald Trump a landslide, there's always the chance that something unexpected might happen, something that might even make Kamala Harris look like anything other than an utter dumpster fire — and again, there's a bar that's set so low I doubt even Jacques Cousteau could find it. All she would have to do to beat expectations is nothing.

And, if Joe Biden's career has proven nothing else, it has proven that doing nothing is probably better than doing something that reveals how incompetent one really is.