The men who cried ‘Wolfs’

George Clooney and Brad Pitt are “fixers.” New movie. Something like a dead body shows up. The film is called “Wolfs.” Not the forest variety, the lone kind.

Co-star Clooney’s old roommate Richard Kind’s in it. Even though at the premiere he was clueless and said: “It’s a caper buddy movie. I haven’t seen it. I don’t even know if I am any good.”

Also stars Clooney’s longtime Hollywood BFF, visitor to his Lake Como, Italy, hideaway and frequent co-star Pitt. You may have heard of him. He’s kind of a big deal.

Rounding out the crew is Amy Ryan, who crossed paths with Clooney nearly 30 years ago on television’s “ER.”

It’s Apple TV+. In theaters now, streams Friday. Means it maybe needs a fixer?

Movies are now in theaters for a week. Then stream. This is what I believe but nobody asked me.

Get the grand old party started

And famous words right now from my always open mouth:

Dem politics in NYC, controlled by socialists who now sniff about Eric Adams, are into taking him on.

Unless they cannibalize each other they’ll nominate a far lefty — not Andrew Cuomo.

As displayed in the primary, which slowed Jamaal Bowman’s congressional career, some Dem socialists have given a home to antisemites over the Gaza-Palestinian issue.

NY’s Dem base is hopelessly divided. Perfect for a Republican Michael Bloomberg or Lindsey Graham, but the NYC Republican Party will blow it.

Kiddies, remember what Little Mother has told you.

Clout leader

She also told you fatigue sets in during the last weeks of a political campaign.

Taylor Swift’s endorsement of Kamala Harris mightn’t move the needle, but her Instagram bobblehead followers beating up on her will try.

NYC’s socialists — may their tripe decrease — are now hunting for a tough, strong, killer powerful leader.

They’re scratching to find someone who’s strong, powerful and tough among men.

But, unfortunately, Bea Arthur can no longer make it.

Bless NY and all of America, kids.