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God Baffled That Democrats Managed To Ruin California

HEAVEN — According to sources in the celestial realm, God is scratching His head in wonderment that  ...View More

10 Real-Life Examples Of Why American Measurements Are Better Than The Communist Metric System

Should we measure things in inches or centimeters? Pounds or kilograms? Miles or whatever it is they ...View More

Wife Disgusted And Horrified After Husband Shaves His Beard She Asked Him To Shave

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local wife Marge Thompson was repulsed at the hideous sight of her husband's doug ...View More

After Michael Cohen Testimony, Trump Trial Prosecutors File Motion For A Do-Over

NEW YORK, NY — Following testimony from disbarred attorney Michael Cohen that legal experts said was ...View More

Congressmen Build Special Soundproof Girl Congress Next Door So The Men Can Get Some Work Done

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With women on the House Oversight Committee raising a ruckus and bringing a halt  ...View More

Crowd Cheers As Scottie Scheffler Tunnels Out Of Prison Right Onto Tee Box

LOUISVILLE, KY — The second round of the PGA Championship was already underway today when a minor di ...View More

Dad Tears Up A Little As Son Shouts 'I Have The High Ground!' During Lightsaber Duel

MISHICOT, WA — According to sources, local dad Allan Paxton found himself tearing up a little after  ...View More

Trump And Biden To Debate Again In Clear Sign Of God's Judgment On America

U.S. — Donald Trump and Joe Biden have agreed to debate once again, confirming what many theologians ...View More

Donald Trump's 7 Debate Demands Revealed

Details were still being ironed out, but it was confirmed yesterday that the world could now look fo ...View More

Man Still Waiting For Puzzle-Solving Skills He Developed Playing 'Myst' To Become Useful

LINCOLN, NE — As he neared middle age, a local man found himself still waiting for the puzzle-solvin ...View More

Sports Illustrated Goes Bankrupt Trying To Provide Enough Catering For Cover Model Shoot

U.S. — Sports Illustrated has declared bankruptcy after trying to provide enough catering for their  ...View More

'Harrison Butker Does Not Reflect Our Values,' Says League Of Woman Beaters

NEW YORK, NY — In response to an angry outcry from feminists regarding statements he made in a comme ...View More

Pro-Lifer Released From Prison After Saying She Was Blocking Abortion Clinic For Palestine

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a dramatic turn of events, pro-life activist Lauren Handy was released from pr ...View More

Nancy Pelosi Begins Dressing As Hobo After Learning San Francisco Giving Vodka Shots To Homeless

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Bay Area residents were doing double-takes today, as Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi  ...View More

'Let's Get Drunk And Hurl Razor-Sharp Winged Needles Across The Bar,' Says Man In Historic Stroke Of Genius

LONDON — While contemplating the best way to pass their time at the tavern, a group of local men beg ...View More

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