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9 Damning Pieces Of Evidence Proving Trump Is Guilty

9 Damning Pieces Of Evidence Proving Trump Is Guilty

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This article was originally published on Babylon Bee. You can read the original article HERE

The prosecution has finally rested in the criminal case against former President Trump, having presented nine bullet-proof pieces of evidence that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty. Here they are:

  1. Trump said he's innocent: Exactly the sort of thing a guilty person would say.
  2. Before the trial, the prosecution's star witnesses both said Trump was innocent: It doesn't get any more cut and dry.
  3. The judge decided Trump was guilty before the trial even began: It was that obvious.
  4. No one in America has ever been charged with a felony for this crime before: Trump is so guilty they had to make up new laws. Case closed.
  5. Trump was in Home Alone 2 alongside notorious criminals "The Wet Bandits": What more evidence could you need?
  6. Trump spent evenings after trial delivering pizza to firemen: Exactly what a hardened felon would do. Lock him up.
  7. Trump's signature on the checks in question is kind of hard to read: The plain mark of criminal conspiracy.
  8. Robert DeNiro said he is guilty: Game over.
  9. He's not a Democrat: Clearly guilty. That's just how law works.

If that's not an airtight list of evidence that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty, then you belong in a cell right next to him!


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