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As the debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris approaches, the two have finally agreed on rules for the affair, which will now be a full-contact engagement.
“I’m through screwing around,” said Trump. “Let’s go eight rounds. Gloves and helmets, I don’t want to hurt anyone that bad. But enough talking. Let’s put up our dukes! Call Dana, he’ll set it up.”
The bombshell agreement shocked and impressed undecided voters all over the country.
“I love it. This will be the first debate I’ve cared about in decades,” said local independent voter Miles Clark. “I’m on the fence over which one is the candidate for me, but let me see how they handle themselves in a fight. I don’t love the idea of a man boxing a woman, but I think the severe age difference actually makes it pretty fair. Let’s do this!”
As of press time, the fight will be held next Wednesday afternoon, and will be broadcast at Buffalo Wild Wings restaurants all over the country.
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