Joe Biden was finally back at the White House Tuesday after spending more than two weeks at his beach house in Rehoboth, Delaware. Biden has reportedly spent 40 percent of his tenure on personal overnight trips away from the White House.

He delivered remarks from the White House set at the South Court Auditorium Tuesday afternoon to tout his alleged accomplishments as part of his so-called “Investing in America” agenda.

Biden claimed his administration has generated “the most extraordinary periods of progress ever in the history of this country.”

“Thousands of cities and towns all across America are seeing a great American comeback story whether they’re in red states or blue,” said Biden. “All is part of what we’re calling an invest in America agenda.”

In reality, overall prices are up 20.2 percent under Harris-Biden, with gas prices up 40 percent,  new homes up nearly 50 percent, overall transportation costs up 32.9 percent, and overall grocery prices up 21.6 percent.

In the past three and a half years, Americans have reportedly been subjected to the longest period of inflation in more than three decades, costing the average family an extra $28,000 to pay for the increased cost of living.

“Who’s going to tell him that credit card debt is at a record high, costs are up over 20 percent, and more than half of the country can’t afford a starter home?” former president Donald Trump’s rapid response team wrote on X.

After demonizing Trump supporters and vaccine resisters in speech after speech, Biden outlandishly claimed that he had made “a commitment to be a president of all Americans whether you voted for me or not, whether you are in a red state or a blue state.”

Then he added incoherently, “And that’s what being highlighted—we’re doing that today to highlight and show wshhkt. We’re just getting started!”

Four Democrats who benefited from Biden’s “investments” video-conferenced into the event to discuss how Biden’s policies had personally helped them.

Biden said he was “excited to share” their “investment stories” and promised to share more ahead of the election “to let people know we can do anything in America.”

Biden added, “and we can afford to do it, instead of giving billion dollar tax cuts to the super wealthy, lets them start paying their fair share.”

The president seemed to lose his train of thought again, saying: “let them make sure we get make—look! All people want in America is just a shot, just a chance. Just be treated fairly and equally.”

After his remarks, Biden’s team didn’t let him take any questions and he spent an entire minute smirking as reporters shouted questions to him and his handlers shooed them out of the room.