RIO DE JANEIRO — After a corrupt judge enacted a nationwide ban on social media platform X, human rights activists warn that the ban will likely limit Brazilians' access to awesome AI-Generated images of free-speech warrior Elon Musk riding dinosaurs with Donald Trump through the Death Star.

Judge Alexandre de Moraes took time out of his busy schedule of creating horcruxes and casting the ‘Avada Kadavera" curse last week to ban X for refusing to adhere to Brazil's strict censorship laws.

"Specifically we're concerned about access to a very cool image of Elon Musk and Donald Trump riding dinosaurs through the halls of the Death Star," said human rights activist Janice McMannis. "I mean, just think of the societal impact in the country if vulnerable and poverty-stricken Brazilians aren't able to access these essential, epic, and very based resources."

That image of Musk and Trump riding extinct animals through a fictional environment was recently fact-checked by multiple media outlets who warned X users that the picture was likely AI-generated and not a real photograph.

At publishing time, insiders reported that Elon Musk is now considering buying the nation of Brazil to ensure all of citizens have unrestricted access to cool AI images, including his latest depicting him riding a Phoenix alongside RFK on Mars.

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