EL PASO—In a move, many are calling 4d chess, Donald Trump has out foxed prosecutor Jack Smith yet again by crossing the southern border with a group of migrants illegally, receiving full immunity.

Former president Trump entered Guatemala earlier this week and applied for a 6-month temporary residential visa under an alias. After being approved for his visa Mr. Trump set out on foot with nothing more than a sombrero and a bottle of water.

After a brisk walk, easily achieved because of his excellent health and vitality. The former president paid coyotes to get him on a bus headed to Nogales, Mexico. He then wasted no time crossing into the US through an unfinished portion of the wall.

Once in America, Mr. Trump took advantage of the broken immigration system by surrendering to border patrol and applying for refugee status, claiming political persecution from his country of origin.

The judge in the case quickly granted the former president asylum pending a formal hearing in April of 2042. With documents in hand, Mr. Trump called a press conference at the southern border. “As you know” remarked Trump “asylum seekers are never charged with crimes in America.”

Mr. Trump continued, “So I now have full immunity, and we can move past these fake phony charges and focus on the election.” The former president also remarked how easy it was to enter the country illegally, saying that it only cost a few $100k.

Many have begun to speculate if the border Czar’s current reversal on building a wall had anything to do with Mr. Trump’s illegal crossing, her campaign has yet to make a statement.

Jack Smith says he is currently looking into Guatemala extradition laws.

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