Joe Biden gave a rousing, inspiring speech to close out night one of the Democratic National Convention last night while wearing pajamas and appearing increasingly ready to go to sleep, sources confirm. 

“What a great speech for how late at night it was for the old timer,” said Mike Hamilton, who watched the speech which began at 10:30 local time. “I mean, he yawned a lot and kept shaking himself to wake up, but the message was clear about Kamala Harris being the future of the party. Hope the poor guy finally got some sleep after that.” 

Others were critical of the decision to trot Biden out at such a late hour. 

“I’m pretty sure that guy needs to work from like noon to three and take it easy the rest of the day,” said Rod Bryan, a viewer that was concerned about Biden after watching his speech. “I remember when my grandpa was too stubborn to stop mowing his lawn even though he wasn’t capable anymore. Then one day he ran over his own foot and that was the end of that. All I’m saying is this won’t end well if you keep having Joe give speeches in the evening.” 

As of press time, Biden’s aides have cleared the President’s schedule for the remainder of the week, citing Biden’s exhaustion from staying up so late the other night.