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Democratic sources revealed earlier today that following his decision to drop out of the upcoming presidential election, Joe Biden has been dropped off at a nice farm upstate.
“It’s really the best thing for him, now that the party doesn’t need him for anything anymore,” said new presidential nominee Kamala Harris. “I saw pictures of the farm, and it’s stunning. Joe will have a great time running around, playing, and telling old stories about people named Corn Pop. He’s going to be so happy, believe me. It’s really the best thing for him.”
Despite the sudden move, Biden’s handlers insisted the move was the right one for him.
“I just talked to Joe, he’s on the farm and having a great time,” said White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “They don’t have good service up there at the farm, so don’t expect a lot of updates from him. Or pictures or anything like that. But believe me, Joe Biden is at a nice big farm upstate, and he’s having the time of his life. Oh, and don’t anyone go looking for him, please. It’s best we just let him be.”
As of press time, Hillary Clinton had been dispatched to the farm to make sure Joe Biden had everything he needed.
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