Lots of people aren't watching the Olympics, and for a variety of reasons. Whether the time jump -- Paris is six hours ahead of New York -- or the offensive opening ceremony, or just a lack of interesting in increasingly politicized sports, this writer has seen a lot of posts on X of people boycotting the Olympics.

But if you want a dose of gymnastics, this will more than suffice.

WATCH:

Here, watch this, this is better anyways... 😂 pic.twitter.com/YmDqkcGC7P

— D-Bark (@DBark012) July 28, 2024

The music absolutely killed us.

I give him a 10!!!!

— DeniseMG 🙏♥🤍💙🇺🇲🇧🇷 (@DeniseMG7) July 28, 2024

So do we.

Tens across the board!

Nailed the landing!!

— RRRM (@RRRM76785822) July 28, 2024

He sure did.

Woo hoo. That’s a perfect 10. pic.twitter.com/Y8uA1nqvJU

— Susan Spurgeon (@SusanSpurgeon7) July 28, 2024

Flawless performance.

Farmnastics.

— RushBabe49 🇺🇸🐈‍⬛ (@RushBabe49) July 28, 2024

The newest Olympic event.

Get this guy a medal! 🏅 https://t.co/vLZdVz2K5s

— Ashley McCully (@TXTrendyChick) July 28, 2024

All the gold!

I prefer #RuralOlympics https://t.co/vDSJAImHMP

— Wendy Rogers (@WendyRogersAZ) July 28, 2024

Rural Olympics need to be a thing.

I could watch the Redneck Olympics all day. 🤠 https://t.co/B8U8YADhuV

— Chels (@ChesterXeet) July 28, 2024

So could we.

Damn that’s actually quite impressing as someone who’s always wanted to be able to do a cartwheel in a balance beam 🤭 https://t.co/8XwodwCEoy

— innocentlyignorant🤷🏻‍♀️ (@rkanuch) July 28, 2024

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This writer suffers no delusions: she would end up in traction if she tried this.

Can we just get an entire slate of redneck #Olympics, please? Sponsored by Carhartt, GMC, Milwaukee, and Coors. https://t.co/BgrPw4Bqvd

— Lauren wants TEXIT 🗳 (@9thGenTexian) July 28, 2024

We could have the fence balance beam, the tractor pull, corn shucking, and other events.

The dog acting as spotter is 😂 https://t.co/lvkRi3wLx3

— Dr. Holly A. Bell ☕️ (@HollyBell8) July 28, 2024

Doggo did a fantastic job.