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It's 2024, and you'd think technology would have advanced to the point where police departments could issue accurate computer-generated images of suspects.
But, apparently not.
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And we guess that's okay, because it makes for hilarious Twitchy content.
The Kent Police Department in the U.K. posted this image of a suspect, wanted for burglary in Tunbridge Wells.
Take a look:
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. https://t.co/hPrbjaLeyU pic.twitter.com/D35VA8TfQd
— Kent Police TWells (@KentPoliceTWell) April 29, 2024
Hahahahahahahaha.
That's so bad. So incredibly bad.
Utterly terrified at the prospect that there’s someone out there who actually looks like that
— pagliacci the hated 🌝 (@Slatzism) April 30, 2024
So are we.
— Good Tweetman (@Goodtweet_man) April 29, 2024
Nailed it.
Hey that's @PeteButtigieg
— Perpetuities (@perpetuities) April 29, 2024
Sure looks like him.
Max Headroom, last seen grabbing a Coke.
— CenTex Lake Rat (@CenTexLakeRat) April 29, 2024
We understood that reference.
The resemblance is uncanny. pic.twitter.com/3CQvezaQql
— Freely Ashley (@TheFreelyAshley) April 30, 2024
Totally uncanny.
Photo of his coworkers pic.twitter.com/DzStXvGG7O
— Havoc (@ProjektHavoc) April 29, 2024
Hahahahaha.
Post accomplices. pic.twitter.com/VHmFRsGxeR
— 🦅 (@MattOfMyth) April 29, 2024
Perfection.
Give the person who does these for you a big raise. The work on the bangs alone is just brilliant.
— Bored Vet (@BoredVet) April 29, 2024
The bangs are the best part.
That’s the guy from the kids in the hall.
— meme bastard (@mask_bastard) April 30, 2024
It could be!
— Anti-Communist (@louielyrics1) April 29, 2024
Nailed it.
Looking like he belongs on an early 2000s jib jab sketch
— ⚫️🟢 The Goose of Walden Pond ⛰️🪕🔫🦆 (@GooseAndItsOwn) April 30, 2024
Remember Jib Jab? Good times.
did he burglarize the Wii bowling alley https://t.co/cgzY8QSxTR
— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) April 29, 2024
Aaaaaand we're dead.
Suspect was last seen guarding a Soviet base in GoldenEye 64. https://t.co/bklf0o9GIh
— Stephen Graham 🇺🇦 (@StephenCVGraham) April 30, 2024
+1000 for the GoldenEye reference.
Great video game.
Concerning. https://t.co/8TwSXTq3OY pic.twitter.com/QgLIsOiCRS
— Jenn Takahashi (@jenntakahashi) April 30, 2024
Heh.
Apparently the redcoats are leveraging the original PlayStation for their forensics department. https://t.co/vt6UzLTJ9G
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) April 29, 2024
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Apparently.
POV: you just started a dialogue with an NPC from Oblivion https://t.co/jMBgbLU0ko
— Good Tweetman (@Goodtweet_man) April 29, 2024
Never change, X.
Computer generated by Microsoft Paint? https://t.co/zKvLEVmo9U
— Natalie Bannon (@nataliebannon) April 30, 2024
Paint could've done a better job.
He played bass in every British Indie band formed between 2000 and 2005 https://t.co/XkhSolyBaF
— Gina (@BrokenBiros) April 30, 2024
No lies detected.
British cops not be a massive joke challenge: Impossible https://t.co/5VhYlkqXdc
— Grayson Quay (@hemingquay) April 29, 2024
This is the US Secretary of Transportation, unfortunately. https://t.co/1zmyRkRPgH
— Shannon (@smilum77) April 30, 2024
That was a popular guess.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. https://t.co/lHmRCe5DSo pic.twitter.com/WfwKYQSbPo
— TacticalBrit (@TheTacticalBrit) April 30, 2024
Perfection.
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