A new Dutch study has proven that Mick Jagger probably slept with your Mother. That means Mick Jagger is probably your father.

Researchers performed a meta-analysis of every child born between the years 1964 – 2019, and concluded that 51% of them were fathered by Mick Jagger. 

Mick Jagger Is Your Father

Mick Jagger traveled the globe during these years as lead singer of the Greatest Rock n Roll Band in the World, ‘The Rolling Stones’. Jagger was quite the ladies man and it is estimated that he has made sex with millions of women. 

Right now, you are probably saying to yourself, the numbers don’t add up!? Well, the missing factor is that Jagger’s ex-wife Bianca sold his sperm to a fertility clinic from 1973-2011. Bianca admitted that during their marriage she stocked up and bottled Mick’s DNA. She actually had an entire warehouse which had the sole purpose of storing the liquid goods. Then after her divorce from Jagger, she sold gallons of the stuff to banks all over the world. To this day Bianca still has a website where you can buy some for your own use.

Sticky Fingers

Jagger is said to be extremely fertile and once impregnated a woman just by bumping into her on the street. Another lady says she got pregnant just by listening to ‘Sticky Fingers’. Kim Burritt explained how she started feeling all tingly when she heard ‘Brown Sugar’. “By the time I got to Can’t You Hear Me Knocking, I was fully pregnant. I think I even felt contractions. Nine Months later my son Jagger was born.”

The study was done by researchers at Utrecht University, Vrije Universiteit Amsterdam, Erasmus Medical Center, and University Medical Center Groningen. It appears in Child Development, a journal of the Society for Research in Child Development.

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