ATLANTA—Former President Donald Trump has been indicted for the alleged murder of current President* Joe Biden during a live television broadcast. The incident occurred during Trump’s latest appearance on a reality TV show titled “Make America Entertaining Again.”

The show, known for its over-the-top antics and Trump’s signature brash style, took an unexpected and grim turn when an on-air argument with Biden escalated beyond anyone’s wildest expectations. What started as a heated debate about policy quickly devolved into an explosive confrontation.

Witnesses claim Trump, notorious for his quick temper and dramatic flair, suddenly snapped. “It was like watching a slow-motion train wreck,” said one horrified audience member. “One minute they were debating, and the next, Trump was yelling, ‘You’re fired!’ before launching a bizarre kung-fu move that sent poor Joe to the floor.”

Emergency services were called immediately, but despite their best efforts, Biden was pronounced dead at the scene. The entire incident was broadcast live, leaving millions of viewers in shock and disbelief. Social media exploded with reactions, ranging from stunned silence to rampant conspiracy theories.

In a swift response, Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg announced the indictment. “We’ve seen a lot of unprecedented actions from Donald Trump over the years, but this one takes the cake,” Bragg said in a press conference. “Murdering the sitting President on live TV is a new low, even for him.”

Trump’s legal team was quick to issue a statement, calling the indictment a “witch hunt” and claiming that Biden had staged his own death as part of an elaborate hoax. “The Deep State is behind this,” said Rudy Giuliani, Trump’s attorney. “Joe Biden was a crisis actor, and this is all part of a plot to bring down President Trump.”

Critics, however, argue that the footage speaks for itself. “This isn’t about politics; it’s about justice,” said legal analyst and former prosecutor Andrew Napolitano. “Trump’s actions were reckless and lethal. There’s no spinning this.”

Meanwhile, the reality TV show has been canceled, with producers expressing their condolences to Biden’s family and the nation. “We never anticipated our show would end this way,” said producer Veronica Lane. “We’re deeply saddened by the tragic loss of Biden.”

In a bizarre twist, Trump has announced plans to launch a new show from his prison cell, tentatively titled “The Art of the Jail Deal.” He insists he is innocent and vows to clear his name. “This is all fake news,” Trump said in a phone call from Rikers Island. “I’m being persecuted for being the best president ever. Believe me, I’ll be back.”

As the nation grapples with this unprecedented event, one thing is clear: Donald Trump has once again managed to dominate the headlines, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons.

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