WASHINGTON, DC—Congresspeople Eric Swalwell and Liz Warren have come forward to announce that inciting insurrections is now an acceptable political strategy. This bombshell revelation has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, leaving many to wonder if the United States is on the verge of a new era of political unrest or if these two lawmakers have finally lost their collective minds. 

During a joint press conference, Swallwell and Warren argued that inciting insurrections among the American people is a necessary and effective way to bring about change in American politics. They claimed that by encouraging citizens to rise up against those in power, they are actively working to restore balance and fairness in the political system. 

“This is the only way we can make our voices heard in this corrupt system,” said Swalwell. “We’ve tried peaceful protests, lobbying, and even writing letters, but none of those methods have worked. The only language this government understands is violence and chaos.” 

The reaction to this announcement has been mixed, with some expressing support for Swallwell and Warren’s new strategy, while others have laughed it off as yet another example of political hypocrisy. Social media has been abuzz with memes and jokes mocking the lawmakers’ stance, with many users pointing out the irony of encouraging insurrections in the name of restoring peace. 

As the nation grapples with this latest development, it remains to be seen how Swallwell and Warren’s incitement of insurrections will impact the political landscape. One thing is certain, though: the duo’s endorsement of this new political strategy has quickly become the talk of the town, and not in a way they likely intended.

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