This might be one of my favorite stories to cover in recent memory….

So much to unpack here, starting with the Mayor of Allentown, PA, Matthew Tuerk.

Let’s be honest, in the political world, Mayors are often, hmmmm how shall I say it….dorky.  And not very powerful.

And boy oh boy if Allentown, PA Mayor Matthew Tuerk ever lived up to that description!

So here’s the scoop….

The Trump Campaign had done everything by the book to secure permits for their Allentown Rally.

But the Mayor seemed completely clueless and showed up and tried to shut it down.

Only….he exuded extreme Beta Male energy, and in fact, looked and moved just like Pee-Wee Herman.

These are the kinds of things that make me question if we’re truly living in a simulation, because watch this and tell me this guy doesn’t look exactly like Pee-Wee Herman reborn:

NEW: Trump campaign member eviscerates Allentown, PA Mayor Matthew Tuerk, who was apparently trying to pull permits ahead of Trump's rally.

Tuerk is accused of trying to "show how big & strong" he was by obstructing Trump's Allentown rally.

"You are out of your f*cking… pic.twitter.com/KRBROjpD8b

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) October 30, 2024

From Collin Rugg:

NEW: Trump campaign member eviscerates Allentown, PA Mayor Matthew Tuerk, who was apparently trying to pull permits ahead of Trump’s rally.

Tuerk is accused of trying to “show how big & strong” he was by obstructing Trump’s Allentown rally.

“You are out of your f*cking mind. Don’t ever pull that sh*t on me again,” the Trump campaign member said.

“You try to pull some fake sh*t on the permits. You told us on Saturday it was fine. You are trying to pull our permits?”

“The election is 8 days away. You said we could close off this entire intersection, and then the day of you show up in a fresh suit with all your cameras trying to show how big and strong you are.”

And major props to the Trump Campaign member who absolutely SHUT this Mayor down!

Rarely have I seen such a perfect display of Alpha Male energy just steamrolling right over a Beta Male than we saw here.

This self-important, Pee-Wee Herman looking Mayor rolling up on the Trump Campaign worker and got his ASS handed right back to him!

The guy working for Trump clearly assessed the situation quickly, realized he had a Pee-Wee Herman wannabe closing in on him, and he squashed him like a bug!

Here are two different videos showing more of the situation…

Part 1:

This young man is a legend in the making. Demonrats make me sick. #MattTuerk is pond scum. pic.twitter.com/bU32FvlDjO

— Melé (@dachonil) October 30, 2024

And Part 2:

This Matthew Tuerk doesn’t realize how bad he messed up.

That is election interference. Am I right? pic.twitter.com/ZsWUToqwoc

— 🄴🄻ϻ🄴🅁 🄵µ🄳🄳 ✝️ (@Elmr_Fudd_again) October 29, 2024

I cannot give this guy in the blue shirt enough credit!

Bravo sir!

He remained calm but he was firm and clearly in control, while the Mayor appeared aloof and weak.

What a perfect metaphor for the Trump campaign vs. the current administration.

Time for all the Beta Bois to head home, the adults have got it from here!

But hey, if they ever make a new Pee-Wee Herman movie, this Mayor is a shoe-in for the lead role!

(insert horn honking noise here)

https://x.com/Richard44344751/status/1851442478865436808

Unreal.

What a world we live in….