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HOUSTON, TX — Democrats outside of the Kamala Harris rally began screaming in blind rage after spotting a child who somehow managed to make it out of the womb alive.
"Boo! Die! Die!" cried the Democrats, appalled by the sight of a little child in a stroller. "How did this little parasite escape the forceps and skull crusher? Hiss!!"
According to eyewitnesses, the young child was sitting in her stroller quietly, prompting the Democrats present to begin foaming at the mouth. "It's just sickening to see a little child that is alive," said rally attendee Sharon Marks. "It fills my heart with such abject fury, I just want to get in her little rosy face and scream every obscenity I can think of. What kind of hell are we living in where there are living children sitting around in strollers?"
At publishing time, the Democrats had calmed down after expressing their rage in ritualistic screams and were comforted by the sight on the stage of several people in white coats dedicated to killing every child in sight.
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