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They Are AWFUL at This: 'Coach' Tim Walz Records CRINGE Ad Asking Voters to 'Play Defense'

They Are AWFUL at This: 'Coach' Tim Walz Records CRINGE Ad Asking Voters to 'Play Defense'
By: Twitchy - Politics Posted On: October 21, 2024 View: 3

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This article was originally published on Twitchy - Politics. You can read the original article HERE

While Donald Trump broke the Internet yesterday by cooking up some McDonald's french fries and serving drive-thru customers in Pennsylvania, Democrats were thrown into a full-on panic (again), realizing that neither Kamala Harris nor Tim Walz is remotely capable of connecting with the American people the way that Trump effortlessly does.

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What is a floundering campaign to do?

Apparently, the solution Democrats came up with was to run with some more fearmongering about the left's favorite boogeyman, 'Project 2025.' Oh, but that wasn't good enough. The brain trust at the Harris-Walz campaign decided the best way to do that was to trot out Walz with a marker and a dry-erase board to draw up the 'play' for voters. 

Get it? He was an assistant coach once for a high school team. He's TOTALLY a normal, straight man who is relatable and is not completely cringe whenever he steps in front of a camera. 

...Or something. Watch: 

OK, before we get into how badly Walz was dragged across Twitter for this video, let's set the record straight on two things. First, as every rational person already knows, Trump has nothing to do with 'Project 2025,' which is just a conservative position paper from The Heritage Foundation. And not even a new one. 

Secondly, and more importantly, everything Walz drew up on his chalkboard here and everything he said is a lie. 

Every. Word. 

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(OK, with the possible exception of shuttering the Department of Education. We kind of hope Trump follows through on that one.)

Good. With that cleared up, let the mocking begin ...

'Walking white seizure.' LOL. That's our Chimp. 

You just knew that Three Year Letterman was not about to let Walz get away with this. 

Someone should also tell 'Coach' Walz that nobody uses a 4-4 defense anymore. Maybe he needs to brush up. 

And Walz was supposed to be a 'defensive coordinator'? We might need some verification of him ever drawing up a play in his life. 

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But even without a detailed knowledge of defensive schemes, it was still a weak, desperate ad. 

They are flailing and they couldn't be showing it any more clearly. 

And NONE of it is sticking based on all of the recent polls and Polymarket odds. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The left always does the meme. 

OUCH. And let's not forget how he lied to the police during his DUI, claiming to be 'deaf.' 

Ya think? 

Yep. We just spit out our drink again. Thanks, Knowles. LOL. 

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Walz has been cosplaying as a 'man's man' for a while now and no one is buying it. 

That tracks. Harris and Walz are deeply unserious people ... and candidates.

Oh, yes! Please, please, please, please, please!

It breathtaking how bad they are. But not surprising. 

Eep. 

Hey, she said it, we didn't. (Though we did laugh at it.)

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That's a good catch too. Depicting Trump as the offensive guard in his 'playbook'? That makes zero sense at all. 

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. 

And now, we are dead. 

Maybe the best (i.e., 'cringiest') part of the video though was how Walz chose to close his message: 

'Let's play defense, folks.'

Umm ... wut? 

We are less than three weeks out from the election and that is your marching order? Playing defense? 

Someone should really tell Tim Walz that he already is. Badly. 

This article was originally published by Twitchy - Politics. We only curate news from sources that align with the core values of our intended conservative audience. If you like the news you read here we encourage you to utilize the original sources for even more great news and opinions you can trust!

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