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PITTSBURGH, PA — An apparent miracle occurred today as President Donald Trump, cooking up a McDonald's burger for the people of Pennsylvania, suddenly spotted the visage of President Ronald Reagan in his Big Mac Bun.
"I was just about to put the Big Mac sauce on, you know that great sauce everybody loves, but I said wait just a minute -- there's a tremendous face there," said President Trump. "And wasn't it a beautiful face, everybody? Ronald Reagan, the great Ron himself, he was smiling back at me, which I totally expected, I knew he would love me. Good old President Reagan, there he is looking back at me like ‘how dare you put Big Mac sauce on me.' He really was, I tell you, it was something."
Trump says he will put the bun on display at Mar-a-Lago for visitors to behold. Reagan Conservatives are already lining up to get their photo with what many are calling "the miracle bun." The bun has reportedly remained perfectly toasted and buttered, perfectly preserved from its original state.
At publishing time, members of the Lincoln Project were calling for President Trump's immediate impeachment and arrest for kidnapping what they believe is the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan in bun form.
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