Presidential hopeful Kamala Harris appeared on the long-running talk show The View today and assured the co-hosts that she would have made all the same mistakes Joe Biden has if she’d been given the chance, sources confirm. 

“Oh yeah, I’d do all the same things Joe did,” said Harris. “The bungled Afghanistan pull out, the blank checks to Ukraine and Israel, the overall contribution to the increasing perception that America is a superpower well past its prime, yeah, I would’ve done it all exactly the same. Vote for me this November, I’m just like Joe Biden!” 

While The View’s audience erupted into a standing ovation upon Harris’ promise of incompetence, many viewers across the nation were disturbed by her promise. 

“I don’t get it,” said swing state voter Mary Prince. “She’s the candidate they yanked Joe Biden out for, because he’s old and unfit to be President, and Harris is the way of the future, but also she promises to be just like Joe Biden? I can’t keep up with their logic.” 

As of press time, Harris sprinted out of the studio where The View is taped after an audience member asked her a follow-up question.