Obviously it’s not the 1950s. And the 1950s were not the 1950s. But there was a time when we at least pretended to have some standards. Now every time someone says “it’s not the 1950s”, they mean there should be no standards.

Speaking of.

Kamala Harris said that, “family comes in many forms, and I think that, increasingly, you know, all of us understand that, you know, this is not the 1950s anymore.”

Yes, we’re all aware that Modern Family completely changed the definition of family.

But you know what happened in the 1950s? Willie Brown got married to the woman who would bear his children. Then he hooked up with Kamala Harris. And that wasn’t the 1950s and how dare we turn up our noses at Willie finding a girl in her twenties and gifting her a BMW, $400,000 in taxpayer money and a political career.

Come on, it’s not the 1950s. Family comes in all shapes and sizes. And taxpayer money can be traded for sex by a political party that puts on an air of decency when it starts clucking over Trump.

Only prudes would complain about nearly half a million being used by a mayor under perpetual FBI investigation for a bed partner and political ally handpicked to protect him. It’s not the 1950s anymore.

Integrity. Decency. And not stealing lots of money are old-fashioned values. Aren’t the 2020s wonderful?