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Tommy Lee Threatens to Release More Solo Music if Trump Wins

Tommy Lee Threatens to Release More Solo Music if Trump Wins


This article was originally published on Madhouse Magazine. You can read the original article HERE

Tommy Lee Solo Music! Drummer, political analyst, and frequent Donald Trump critic Tommy Lee has sworn he will release more solo music if the President is reelected.

“This is not a threat, it’s a promise” yelled Lee. “You heard that crap I released? Well I got a lot more like that and I ain’t afraid to release it. As I have noted, I will put out a song per day if I have to. I am serious. And remember I am not talking about Motley Crue music, I am talking about my solo music!”

Lee first stated that he will leave the country when Trump wins, but then realized that might be a win-win for voters. “Yes I realized a lot of people would be happy if I left the country and plus I like it here. So I had to think, how could I punish people if I don’t get my way? Then after hearing my newest rap song, I knew the best way to punish voters would be to make them listen to more crap like that.”

Tommy vs. Donnie

At this point, Lee has released 3 solo albums: “Never a Dull Moment” (2002) has been described as a third rate Limp Bizkit. Tommyland (2005) featured guest appearances by The Backstreet Boys & Nickelback. Yes Tommy Lee’s boy band phase. It kind of sounds like N’Synch meets Florida Georgia Line. “Andro” released in 2020 is described as The worst of Hip Hop & EDM. 

Tommy Lee Solo Music

Yes the world has been waiting with bated breath for a 60 something year old rock drummer to put his spin on this music. Tik-Tok is abuzz with excitement. 13 year old Geena Springsteen commented “Ew, who is this guy. He looks like my grandpa. OK Boomer.” All the cool kids love Tommy Lee. 

Trump posted to X, “Who is Tommy Lee? Is he still alive? His music is terrible, his wife was hot though. I loved Pamela Anderson on Baywatch. David Hasselhoff is a great guy, I loved him in Knight Rider as well.”

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