Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, reportedly had a wonderful 100th birthday yesterday, despite being dead for several years.

“Look at this, what a lovely celebration,” said Ron Carter, son of Jimmy’s, about the party happening on the back deck of the Carter’s home. “I think Jimmy would really enjoy this if he weren’t just propped up in the corner over there like some kind of mannequin. Some have said it’s inhumane to trot him out in this condition, but I haven’t heard him object!” 

Friends and families of Carter’s were overjoyed to share his special day with him. 

“Wow, 100, who would’ve thought,” asked one longtime friend of Carter’s. “I figured when he passed away silently a few years ago that they would stop keeping track of his age like they do with most people, but for some reason, we keep celebrating Jimmy Carter’s birthdays. It’s weird. Just bury the guy already!” 

As of press time, the party was standing around patiently waiting for Carter to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.