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With so many Hollywood endorsements piling up, it seems as though the roster of celebrities who haven't endorsed Kamala Harris for president keeps getting shorter and shorter. Who's left?
The Babylon Bee worked hard to compile the following list of celebrities who still haven't come out to publicly urge people to vote for Kamala in November:
Jon Voight: Far more beautiful and glamorous than his daughter, Mr. Voight votes with class.
Kid Rock: Surely you weren't expecting the maestro of such symphonic creations as "Redneck Paradise" and "Bawitdaba" would lower himself to endorse Kamala, were you?
The Pink Power Ranger: Though the other Power Rangers were quick to jump on the Kamala bandwagon, the Pink Ranger and her pterodactyl Zord are still holding out.
Kevin Sorbo: Insiders have speculated that her failure to land the Hercules star's endorsement may be Kamala's downfall.
Laa-Laa, the Yellow Teletubby: Unlike Po, Dipsy, and Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa actually cares about the future of the United States.
Carrot Top: Rumors swirled that Mr. Top's endorsement was not sought because the Harris-Walz campaign, like everyone else, was unaware he was still alive.
Rob Schneider: Being the comedic genius behind the Deuce Bigalow franchise means you're smart enough to know that putting a drunk lady who can't talk in charge of the country would be a bad idea.
Hulk Hogan: There's not enough room for Taylor Swift AND the Hulkster. Kamala made her choice, brother!
Batman: The Dark Knight pledged his life to ridding the world of criminals and evildoers — not endorsing them.
Kirk Cameron: No matter how hard they tried, Kamala's people could not earn the endorsement of the greatest living entertainment star.
As you can see, while she may have a lot of stars on her side, she doesn't have the ones that really matter. Eat your heart out, Kamala!
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