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A confused fan wondered aloud why there was no line for the men’s room at the Melissa Etheridge concert. At first fear settled in but then it became bewilderment. However hope sprung eternal when the man figured it Was Girls Night Out or maybe one of those Ladies who lunch special events.
Sean Barr attended his first Melissa Etheridge concert recently at the Sandy Amphitheater in Sandy, Utah. Initially Barr was shocked and very confused as to why there was no line for the Men’s Bathroom. “I’m the only one in the Men’s bathroom, it makes no sense” said Barr. “I feel isolated. Like that guy in that twilight zone episode.” When asked which twilight zone episode he was referring to, he replied “like all of them, there was at least 15 episodes with this recurring theme.”
Melissa Etheridge Concert
Upon further inspection, Barr realized he was the only man at the entire concert. “The line for the ladies room was quite long, but nothing for the men’s room. I thought I saw a few dudes by the bar, but when I went to introduce myself, it was just some burly gals in flannel.”
Am I Being Punked!?
“Oh my gosh” exclaimed Barr. I am the only guy at the entire concert. Is tonight ladies night or something?” Barr asked theater management, who just chuckled. “Am I being punked? Is Ashton Kutcher back there? Ashton come on out. Or maybe Allen Funt’s grandson is going to come running out!?”
“Wait, I get it” said Barr, “there are only gals here tonight because it must be one of those Girls Night Out things. Jeez I wish I had gotten the memo. Well I feel my odds of getting lucky here tonight are pretty good. Thousands of girls and only one guy.. I like my chances. I might not be much to look at, but being the only rooster in a yard full of hens sure helps. After you get a few drinks in them, I will be looking like Brad Pitt around 11PM.”
Sean tried his luck but had zero success. A few women laughed at his advances, some threw drinks on him and one incensed girl sprayed him with mace. We did not have the heart to break it to Sean. Good luck Player!
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