Daily Wasp
Manhattan DA Bragg Objects When Judge Tells Jury Trump Should Get ‘A Fair Trial’
(New York City, N.Y.) Manhattan District Alvin Bragg strenuously objected this week after Judge Juan ...View More
Joe Biden Claims Presidential Immunity From $1 Million Fine After Returning Library Book 65 Years Late
(Scranton, PA.) President Joe Biden invoked immunity when he showed up at a local library in his hom ...View More
First Lady Jill Biden Waves At Joe From Air Force One As She Takes Over Presidency
(Andrews Air Force Base, Md.) First Lady Jill Biden could be seen waving goodbye to her husband, Joe ...View More
Chris Christie Recalls Time He ‘Just Couldn’t Eat’ The Last White Castle
(Hoboken, N.J.) Former GOP presidential candidate and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie spoke passionat ...View More
Adam Schiff Says Republican Lawmaker Taking Last Cob Salad During Lunch Break ‘Work Of Russia’
(Washington, D.C.) Rep. Adam Schiff claimed after a Republican lawmaker took the last cob salad at l ...View More
Missouri Dem Cori Bush Rethinking ‘Claw’ Fingernails After Stabbing Self In Eye
(St. Louis, Mo.) Rep. Cori Bush said she’s giving serious thought to ditching her claw-like fingerna ...View More
Study Finds Silhouette Photos of Couples Kissing With Sun In Background Are 10 Times Sexier
(South Venice, Fla.) A new study has found that silhouetting couples while they are kissing with the ...View More
Cynical Woman Fairly Certain Guy She Caught Staring At Her ‘Only Wants One Thing’
(Bangor, Maine) A cynical Gen Z woman remarked this week after she caught a “cute guy” looking her o ...View More
Biden Says He Came Up With John Deere Green During Visit to Rural America
(Northfield, Minn.) President Biden told a third-generation farmer that he spent decades in agricult ...View More
California Cities Clearing Homeless Camps By Playing Stand-Up Routines From Jimmy Kimmel
(Los Angeles) Major cities in California have found the secret to clearing out the growing number of ...View More
White House Physician Refuses To Say Whether Biden Still Has A Pulse
(Washington, D.C.) White House physician Dr. Kevin O’Connor refused during a press conference earlie ...View More
Biden Admin Directs Pentagon To Develop More Diverse Munitions For ‘Inclusive’ Combat
(Grafenwoehr Army Base, Germany) The Pentagon this week began testing more “diverse, inclusive” muni ...View More
