(Bangor, Maine) A cynical Gen Z woman remarked this week after she caught a “cute guy” looking her over that she’s pretty sure he “only wants one thing.”

“I think that much is pretty obvious — you don’t have to be a genius to figure out he just wants one thing,” Cynthia Miller, 35, said. “I’m not dumb. I’ve been alive for more than a few minutes. He’s a guy and guys want what they want, that’s it. Not rocket science here. I can tell by the way he’s looking at me, it’s just that same look from all guys, one after the other.”

Asked to explain what she meant, Miller rolled her eyes and said after a sigh: “What they all want. Do I have to spell it out for you? It’s biology, man. Put two and two together. He isn’t interested in my fashion sense or what did with my friends last night.”