Conservative Satire
They Call Her Stormy
They Call Her Stormy DictionaryDefinition from Oxford LanguagesProstitute: nounA person, in par ...View More
9 Highly Effective Ways To Remove Protesters From Your Campus
If you're part of the administration of a major university, what you've seen on the news may have yo ...View More
UCLA Replaces Student IDs With New Fashionable Identifying Armbands
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a new initiative to streamline the school's identification process, UCLA announ ...View More
'I Like Coldplay,' Man Says In Powerful Coming Out Speech
KANSAS CITY, MO — Local man Dave Barrett let friends and family know he was totally gay by announcin ...View More
Nation mourns horrible tragedy that mass shooter wasn’t white
(CNN) Thousands across the country are mourning the loss by the mainstream media of another chance t ...View More
Texas Governor sets up “Liberation Zone” for rioting college students in local prison
AUSTIN—In a bold move that has stunned the nation, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has announced a revolu ...View More
Man Introduces Himself To Next-Door Neighbors Who Just Recently Moved In 9 Years Ago
CHINO, CA — Residents of a local neighborhood grew more closely knit this week, as a man introduced ...View More
10 Essential Life Skills Your Kid Will Learn At An Ivy League University
Brought to you by: PraxisIvy Leagues have been making the headlines lately, but what can students ac ...View More
Report: You've Gone Weeks Without Having The 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS Jingle Stuck In Your Head. Great Job. Keep It Up!
U.S. — According to sources, you have now gone several weeks without that delightful jingle from the ...View More
New Study: Mick Jagger Is Probably Your Father If You Were Born After 1964
A new Dutch study has proven that Mick Jagger probably slept with your Mother. That means Mick ...View More
David Gilmour’s New Album Contains Roger Waters & Drake Diss Tracks
David Gilmour’s new album apparently disses Roger Waters & Drake. The Pink Floyd guitarist has a ...View More
To Avoid Falling, Biden To Traverse Lawn In Giant Hamster Ball
WASHINGTON, DC - In an ongoing effort to keep the President from running into stationary objects, Wh ...View More
Biden Signs Executive Order Directing His Campaign To Hire Trump’s Campaign Managers
(The White House) President Biden has signed an executive order directing his campaign team to go ou ...View More
VP Harris Makes Biden Call Hubby To Tell Him She’s Working Late Again
(Washington, D.C.) Vice President Kamala Harris once again asked President Biden to call Second Husb ...View More
ZOOMERS 2 BOOMERS: Podcast Premier
Going forward this forum … Zoomers 2 Boomers … will be a platform for discussing and reporting o ...View More
Kristi Noem Clarifies Killing Puppies Makes Up Only 3% Of What She Does
PIERRE, SD — After detailing in a newly released book how she shot a puppy that was too hard to trai ...View More
'I'm Sorry I Have To Do This,' Says Kristi Noem Pumping Shotgun After Puppy Playfully Barks At Mailman
PIERRE, SD — After Governor Kristi Noem caught her puppy playfully barking at the mailman today, she ...View More
After Learning She Killed Her Puppy, Dr. Fauci Endorses Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Dr. Anthony Fauci has come out as a major supporter of Governor Kristi Noem after ...View More
Ukraine’s Zelensky Inks Deal With Biden To Give Back All Military Equipment Russia Doesn’t Destroy
(Washington, D.C.) Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky agreed to President Biden’s terms that he ...View More
VP Harris, Second Husband Emhoff SO Busted After Taking Air Force One On Joyride
(Andrews Air Force Base, Md.) Vice President Kamala Harris and Second Husband Doug Emhoff were buste ...View More
Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests
NEW YORK, NY — In a dramatic entrance that left onlookers both baffled and concerned for their immed ...View More
Secretary of State Blinken Steps In, Shows Biden Where to Make Crayon Mark On Treaty
(Washington, D.C.) Secretary of State Antony Blinken came to the rescue of his boss this week when h ...View More
Ace Frehley Will Clean Your Toilet for $7000!
The past and present members of KISS are masters in the art of promotion and creating unus ...View More
8 Handy Tricks Women Can Use To Beat Trans Athletes
It's the dawn of a new era in women's athletics, as they are now open to dudes! While the playing fi ...View More
‘Why Do I Feel So Far From God?’ Says Man Scrolling Through X, Binging Netflix Simultaneously
JOHNS CREEK, GA — In the middle of his normal routine of scrolling through X and binging Netflix for ...View More
Palestine Protesters Scatter As Riot Police Charge In With Sticks Of Deodorant
NEW YORK, NY — Riot police armed with sticks of deodorant charged at Pro-Hamas demonstrators this we ...View More
BREAKING: The ‘Free Palpatine’ movement spreads across the US
In a bizarre and slightly humorous twist, a peculiar movement known as the “Free Palpatine” campaign ...View More
Dolly Parton Joins Slipknot on Stage At Tiny Venue in CA. Desert
Country legend Dolly Parton shocked fans and melted faces alike when she joined heavy metal icons Sl ...View More
