Bill Clinton already wrote and sold his memoir, the imaginatively named, My Life, written and published back in 2005, but like his wife, one memoir is never enough and so Bill has another one, Citizen, that chronicles all the exciting stuff he’s been up to for the last two decades.

Hillary Clinton is on her fourth memoir (believe it or not) and Bill needs to pull his weight here. The trouble is that while Bill’s memoir 1.0 was at least justified because he was the president of the United States, he hasn’t done anything since then, unlike Hillary, who really didn’t do much, but at least is out there making a lot of noise.

So what does Bill have to say?

He couldn’t sleep for two years after Hillary Clinton lost and still blames Russia, the New York Times and Comey.

‘The whole thing is hard for me to write,’ he says in Citizen – My Life After The White House. ‘I couldn’t sleep for two years after the election. I was so angry, I wasn’t fit to be around.

‘I apologize to all those who endured my outbursts of rage, which lasted for years and bothered or bored people who thought it pointless to rehash things that couldn’t be changed.’

‘If so, Putin’s enablers were Comey and the political press.’

And denies that he knew anything about Jeffrey Epstein’s crimes.

‘The bottom line is, even though it allowed me to visit the work of my foundation, traveling on Epstein’s plane was not worth the years of questioning afterward. I wish I had never met him.’

Clinton adds: ‘I had always thought Epstein was odd but had no inkling of the crimes he was committing.

‘He hurt a lot of people, but I knew nothing about it, and by the time he was first arrested in 2005, I had stopped contact with him. I’ve never visited his island.’

No inkling. No idea that man was having relations with those girls.

Also no inkling about the Marc Rich pardon.

“I wish Denise hadn’t written to me, for her sake and mine. I knew she had made plenty of money on her own, did not get along with her ex-husband, and didn’t know he would apply for a pardon when she gave money to the library fund.”

So why did Bill Clinton grant a pardon to a fugitive?

A memoir that amounts to “I knew nothing” isn’t much of a memoir, but it seems to be all that Bill knows how to do even if no one believes him anymore.

Forget Citizen, Denial would have been a better memoir title.