Women are great, generally speaking. There are a few awful ones here and there, of course, and those ones usually run for president, but for the most part, women are super cool.

The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research and consulted with scientific experts to come up with just a few of the many reasons why women are totally awesome:

1. They smell nice: Like fruit and spring meadows and something called lavender.

2. They're so soft: And very, very few of them have beards.

3. They remind you it's your brother's birthday: Studies show this is the only way to remember.

4. They sometimes wear dresses and it makes them look like a flower: Plus, just look at how pretty her eyes are.

5. Sometimes you can hold hands with them: Every now and then, they might even agree to go to dinner with you.

6. They laugh at your jokes and it makes you feel all good and stuff: Even if you're not the slightest bit funny.

7. They can make you sandwiches: At least the best ones can.

8. Know where things are: Your socks and car keys would be lost forever without her.

9. They aren't dudes: This is easily the best thing about women.

And those are just a few of the many, many reasons that women are really cool. Now go find a woman (preferably one who knows you) and tell her she's awesome.

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